Posts Tagged ‘house’

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It’s all been happening…

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Hello! I am currently banished to the ‘Computer Room’ as Mrs Mario.Blog has the girls round and they are talking shop. I thought it an ideal opportunity to catch up.

So, er, yeah. I got married. It was really amazing. I had been stressed out my box for months and now, looking back, I donno what the hell I was worrying about. I had a great time and loved every minute of it (well, apart from the five minutes before my speech). It was so great to have all my friends and family under one roof. A few noticeable absences due to various circumstances, but I still had a blast!

I’ve added some pics below to give you a wee feel for the event.

It’s been so bizarre. We also moved house a week before the wedding and, now that we are back from the honeymoon, we are trying to get used to our new life. Shuffling for our own ground. I like things tidy, Gemma likes things clean. I like to watch movies late, Gemma wont buy earplugs. I like books on display, Gemma wants them in a drawer. We’ll work out things as we go.

Speaking of books. I’ve not forgot about my book project. I read a couple of ‘non project’ books on my honeymoon, but I’ll be back onto it shortly.


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The Great Book Project 4 of 20 – The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Holy Smokes its been a tough couple of weeks! I got the keys to my house last week and have started the mammoth task of getting everything ready for when we move. This last week we have had a painter in who practically painted the whole house. Had the Sky man in today fitting the tv, phone and broadband and tomorrow and Wednesday got a guy coming to fit the laminate flooring and vinyl for the kitchen.

We’ll hopefully be set to start moving all our stuff in over the weekend as one of my buddies has sorted me out with a van! Can’t wait for it. We will probably be living out of boxes for the first month as we’ve just got so much on financially with our approaching wedding/honeymoon.

Because of all this madness going on I’ve not had a chance to read as much. Been reading on the train mostly, to and from work.

The Average Scottish Male

This book is the first on the list that was suggested to me in the comments on my first post about this project. It was Jen who recommended it. I have to say right now: Thank you Jen. I’ve not laughed so much in a long time. This book was hilarious.

To give you an idea of the book; it follows the thoughts of an unnamed twenty-something male from LA who has a high sex drive. The content of the book is absolutely absurd. When I first started reading it I was finding it really shocking. To the point where I was unsure if it was entertaining or not, but the more I turned the pages the more I wanted to laugh at the outrageousness.

The title ‘The Average American Male’ gives you the idea that this is an attempt to document just how we blokes think. In a way it does, but exaggerated times a hundred. That’s why its so funny.

Here is a video of Tom Green reading the first paragraph of the book:

Not much really happens in the book. It’s a basic little story about a guy dealing with the ladies, but I really enjoyed it.

I wouldn’t recommend this book to everyone due to the explicit content, but if you think you can deal with it and are up for a laugh, read it now!

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆

Here is my Readmore stats:

5.3 hours of reading over 13 days.
Started on June 1
Finished on June 13
19 reading sessions (17 min per session)


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The Great Book Project 2 of 20 – The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

The last month of my life has been pretty much dominated by the organisation of a new life. In the next two months I will be legally attached to a new house and a wife.

While turning the pages of the latest book in my project I’ve went through all the rigmarole involved with getting a mortgage, I’ve been working on graphics for various aspects of our wedding, and I’ve spent a weekend with some very cool lads in Cardiff celebrating my approaching wedding, not to mention working on trying to earn a living. It’s not been as stressful as I had imagined and, believe it or not, I’ve still managed to work my way through this beast of a novel (680 pages).

The Corrections

The Corrections was a lot tougher to read than White Teeth. When I got the book in the post I opened it and immediately read the first page to get a feel for it. Uh Oh! I thought. This guy is writing a work of literature here. I got the feeling that this would be a book where you are supposed to take entertainment from the structure of the words and sentences, not particularly the story the words were laying out.

I knew what I was getting myself into though. There is a reason I didn’t pick a book list of Top Twenty Page Turners or Top Twenty Easy Reads. I wanted to do this to be challenged and stimulated.

Again, I’ve been mostly reading this book in my bed before nodding off and also on the train going to work some mornings. I didn’t take it with me to Cardiff on my Stag trip. My guess is that it would have been thrown out the window if I was caught reading it.

I also found a great we app that has been helping me out with my project. I was browsing the ‘featured apps’ in the iPhone app store and I noticed this app. It’s a nice wee motivational tool and provides nice little stats about your reading habits. I’ll definitely be using this in the future. It’s right up my street.

ReadMore iPhone App

The book, in a nutshell, is centred around one family. The mother and father, Enid and Alfred and their three children, Chip, Gary and Denise who are now adults. Each member of the family is dysfunctional in their own way and every last one of them suffers from some varying degree of depression throughout the book.

Alfred, the father, has Parkinson’s disease along with an on-slot of dementia and Enid, much to her denial, is struggling to cope. She decides to have “One last family Christmas” in an attempt to let her family see the deterioration of Alfred and to recover the broken relationships.

Unfortunately these bonds are harder to heal than Enid, in her excruciatingly blind, positive attitude, seems to think. The book takes us into each family members past showing how the bad relationship and, ultimately, bad parenting caused a lifetime of resentment from Gary, Denise and Chip. How little moments in their childhood have effected their whole life.

I kinda enjoyed the book. There were some great parts such as Denise’s back story about starting up her own restaurant and getting into bizarre situation with her boss’s family. I liked how real the characters felt and how, even though they were (for the most part) un-likeable, I found myself relating to them.

The main issue I had with the book was that, for all that happened, it was way too long. Too much time was spent on embellishment of scenes, unrelated characters and insignificant back stories.

I can understand why it’s on the top book lists. It was very well written (from what my uncultured mind could see), and the story was solid. But in the same way I can recognise that Lawrence of Arabia deserved it’s critical acclaim, it doesn’t mean I would want to sit through 3 hours of that again.

My final verdict:
Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆.

Next up is Bad Science by Ben Goldacre.