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I’m pretty late to the party when it comes to this munro business. I hear about people doing them all the time (check out my mates blog for more munro blogage) but never had the motivation to do one until last week. Seems like all the variables were just right for me to give it a go; it was a long weekend therefore I wasn’t ruining my one day of the week where I could have a long lie, Gemma was away with the girls for the weekend so my responsibility to her was nil and the weather was fantabulous.

I was just a passenger to the other lads who were making the plans. They’ve done many before and have a history of the ‘great outdoors’. I was told to get my ass out of bed at 7.00am as we were heading to The Bridge of Orchy to do not one but two munro’s. Beinn Dorain and Beinn an Dothaidh.

I really enjoyed it actually. It was really hard, but great fun. Being out in the elements with good mates getting some decent exercise. In all we done 11.4k (7.1 miles) and climbed around 3200ft.

Here is a wee diagram I made using info from mapmyrun.com

Also have a ganter at some pics from the day:

I think I’ll need to get some proper gear if I’m going to be serious (my feet were a bit sore), but I’m looking forward to more.

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I had a bit of a problem with the next book in my project. At this point, as per the list I am working from, it was supposed to be ‘Masterworks of the Classical Haida Mythtellers’. Went looking for this book on amazon and it appeared that there was more than one book in the ‘saga’, and they also cost an absolute bomb to buy. I couldn’t see me reading them. I considered going back one and reading number 21 on the top 100 list, but in the end I decided to go back to my original idea and work off the suggestions of other people.

I went back to my original post, looked at the comments and realised my next one would have to be ‘The Catcher In The Rye’ as suggested by my old workmate Dave.

It’s a book I’ve always wanted to read. I remember a few people in my year doing it for their RPR (Response to Personal Reading) at high school and it’s one of those books that always pop up in the ‘best books’ lists.

Holden a Kindle

So aye, this book didn’t take me long to get through, I finished it in less than 10 sittings. That’s fast for me. All things considered I’d freely admit that I’m a pretty slow reader. However, if you are wondering why so long since my last post, I didn’t start this right after the last book in The Project, I read a book called Slaughterhouse Five in between. It was alright. Not as good as I thought it would be after the recommendation from my trusty buddy Steve, but was a decent wee read anyway.

If you didn’t already know ‘Catcher In The Rye’ is a coming of age story set from the point of view of a young lad – Holden Caulfield – who has just been kicked out of school for flunking; he has a bit of a scuffle with his flatmate then, on a moments whim, decides to live it up in New York City and spend all his cash before his parents find out he’s been chucked out of another school.

What we get now is an insight into a young guy who seems a tad confused at the world (although he wouldn’t admit it). Constantly frustrated by those around him, fighting insecurity with aggression. One minute he complains of being lonely then when he gets some company he goes out his way to be back to his lonesome again.

I found myself feeling sorry for Holden. I could kinda relate to his confusion. I thought he was a smart, caring lad at times. Especially when talking about his family. Some of his observations about life were on the money and showed a side that made you wonder how he could be getting on so badly at school. But God help those around him. His outward actions were on a par with Kevin a la ‘Kevin and Perry Go Large’.

The main problem with him, in my option, was that, throughout the book, Holden was unable to understand how his actions affected other people. He spent all his time moaning about how other people’s actions affected him. At the end of the book though, something happens that causes Holden to understand this. And that is why I think it’s a great book.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆

Next up is Dreams of My Father by Barack Obama. See ya soon!

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I’m not one for poems (see this post for details), but I was at another Humanist Funeral on Saturday morning and the speaker read out a poem that I instantly loved. Thought I would post it here:

The Dash by Linda Ellis

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning..to the end.

He noted that first came her date of birth
And spoke the following date with tears, 1964 – 1994
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years.

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth..
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not, how much we own;
The cars..the house..the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard.
Are there things you”d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’’s true and real,
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we”ve never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile..
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy’’s being read
With your life’’s actions to rehash..
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

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A few years back I posted a blog about Tim Minchin’s amazing beat poem ‘Storm’. Finally this 9 minutes of gold has been given the animated treatment, adding a whole other level to it’s brilliance.

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It’s been a mad month for me. And I mean mad in the “I’m a lunatic” kinda way. I don’t know what it is, but I just can’t stop letting stuff get to me. Wee stupid things get me wound up to the point I want to bang my head against a wall. Need to keep telling myself to calm the hell down and stop being a girl.

I’ve also been a bit of an arse when it comes to the bevy. Something has changed. My theory is that it’s to do with FOOD. I seem to forget to eat after a few pints. I need to get my stomach full before going out and, if the session is likely to last more than, say, four hours, then I bloodly-well better have a Gregg’s or something in-between too. (DISCLAIMER: I’m not daft enough not to realise that it might be too much drink!)

Perfect opportunity to try this theory is this weekend where I’ll be hitting Edinburgh with the boys to celebrate the arrival of my mates boy Maxwell. Congrats Andy!!

Payback Yo!

So in-between my panic attacks and drunkeness I’ve been slowly crawling through the next one in my project. The full title is actually Payback: Debt as Metaphor and the Shadow Side of Wealth. Going into this I thought I was in for an economics lesson; learning how banks work, how debt is managed etc. But I should have paid more attention to the sub-title. This book is actually nothing like that. It’s about debt as a psychological principal. Let me try to explain that a bit better:

If you are in debt then you owe someone something; therefore you believe that the person you owe something gave you it in return for something else of equal value. It’s all about Balance. You have to be in dept because you recognise that what you received is a fair trade for what you will owe. What do you say to a bank teller when you want to know how much is in your account? “Can you tell me my BALANCE please?” You know the symbol used in many banks? A two pan balance? This book is about fairness, not just in monetary terms but also from a moral standpoint.

Margaret Atwood goes into great detail on the subject. From debt to your god, original sin (Btw did you know that in the original bibles the actual word used in place of Sin translated to DEBT) to the different types of debt used as a plot device in literature. Such as The Christmas Carol as plot driven by monetary debt and The Godfather as moral debt.

I really enjoyed Atwood’s tone. I found her quite funny at times which was surprising. Sadly though this book was let down by drawing out a topic that could have been adequately summarised for me in a few pages. It’s not that Atwood didn’t find ways to keep it interesting, its just that it isn’t a topic I would find myself wanting to read about in my spare time.

I think I would give her another go; I think that a fiction book by her would be awesome. Sadly, overall, this book didn’t interest me enough to warrant a high rating. Sorry Margaret.

Rating: ★★★★½☆☆☆☆☆

I’m near the end folks. Four more to go. The next one in the list (number four of the Times top 100 books of the decade) is indicated as Masterworks of the Classical Haida Mythtellers trans Robert Bringhurst (2002). But I’ve realised that this is actually several different books. Bit of a bummer. So what I’m thinking of doing is either reading one of the books or reading number 21 in the top 200. Need to make up my mind. I’m sure that Kindle availability will have a big say in my decision. Opinions on the matter in the comments if you please.