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The Great Book Project 9 of 20 – One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night by Christopher Brookmyre

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Scottish Fun

Could that be the biggest blog post title ever? Might be.

With all the madness going on just now it’s a wonder I’m getting time to read. But seems like I am. Last week, for example, was the first time I have had the chance to see my Gran since I got married. I thought she might suplex me when I arrived at her door but she was quite the opposite. I’ve been really busy with Lucid Studio stuff and both Gemma and I are totally into the interior decorating now. Nearly finished the living room. Which means only one thing…Invasion. Invasion for the house warming party. This weekend I’ll be doing a bit of flat-pack building then some painting. Jesus, listen to me. I’ve lost the plot.

So, aye, what have I been reading that I don’t have time to be doing? One Fine Day In The Middle Of the Night by Scottish born Christopher Brookmyre. A book about a high school reunion on an Oil Rig that goes haywire when invaded by terrorists. In case you don’t know, Mr Brookmyre’s speciality is comedy so if this plot sounds a bit mental then you’d be happy to know it’s all in the name of a good laugh. Even so, I did think the story was pretty tight and worked really well.

I loved the really obscene Scottish humour in it. The moments with Charlie and Eddie catching up on the bus and when they were at the bar on the Rig. Those moments were pure gold. I would have preferred to read them ‘at it’ for the entirety of the book. But, as I said, the story did hold up and kept me interested.

Maybe one day I’d read another Chris Brookmyre novel, but there is just too much on my ‘to read’ list that I’d be more excited about.

I’m going to take a break from my list for a week or so, I’ve just got into this reading palava so much that I’ve got this massive list of books that I can’t wait to read. I’ve started reading a book called The Stars, My Destination so once I finish that I’ll get back to the project.

By the way. Sorry for not having my usual stupid picture of myself holding my book. I just couldn’t be bothered, and I look like shit these days.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆


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The Great Book Project 8 of 20 – The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

WOAFT! Last Thursday I got my Amazon Kindle delivered. A few days earlier than Amazon had indicated, I might add. It is a is a belated belated wedding present from my wifey. And before you go blabbing “Oh that’s terrible, Mario has been married for 2 months now”, I need to point out that it was my fault. I didn’t know what I wanted, and by the time I had made up my mind on this badboy there was already a sodding three week waiting list on it. But have no fear. My wait is over – this thing is the bees-knees.

The Big Sleep

If you don’t know already (I’m surprised how many people look at my Kindle with a ‘What-the-fuck-is-that?’ face) the Kindle is an eInk ebook reader. You can download books from Amazon’s library straight to your device and begin reading instantly. Right up my tech-appreciation avenue.

It’s not just me that seems to be liking it though. I’ve taken it into work and as a result there is already a buzz about it. Another workmate has already ordered one based on seeing it in action and there are two other ladies, maybe three (you know who you are) who have indicated their desire to order one.

Don’t get me wrong, I totally get the argument “Nothing beats having a book in your hand and having it on your shelf”, but I thought long and hard about that and decided that the good far outweighs the bad.

So, as I alluded to in my last blog post, I’ve had to change the order I read the books in. Makes more sense for me. I should have went onto W.G Sebold’s Austerlitz but this, or A Heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius which is after that, ain’t in the Kindle store yet. So as soon as they come available I’ll go back to them.

Brucie doin’ a Phil Marlowe

The next one I could read on the Kindle was The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler so that had the privilege of being my first purchase.

This book is a wee gem. I really enjoyed it.

It’s a very complex detective story set in LA. There is loads going on, to the point where sometimes I found myself writing characters names down get their relationships with each other into my thick skull. Multiple crimes and characters criss-crossing along a path where Philip Marlowe is always one step ahead of both you and the characters within. This was refreshing for me as all books prior to this have been relatively linear stories.

It wasn’t just the story I enjoyed on this one though. I actually found myself appreciating the way it was written. The tone kinda reminded me of Max Payne and Sin City. I suppose, since this book was published in 1939, these were actually influenced by Raymond Chandler and not the other way around.

A good start to the Kindle experience. Big up to Steve for the recommendation in the comments on this post.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆

I’m moving onto One Fine Day In the Middle of the Night by Christopher Brookmyre now.


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Carl Sagan – The Arrogance of Humanity

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Everyone on earth should be made to watch these videos. What an amazing, smooth voice of reason.

You have to wonder, after hearing Sagan’s arguments here, what kind of person would be un-phased and remain utterly convinced by the importance of Humanity in the universe.


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It’s all been happening…

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Hello! I am currently banished to the ‘Computer Room’ as Mrs Mario.Blog has the girls round and they are talking shop. I thought it an ideal opportunity to catch up.

So, er, yeah. I got married. It was really amazing. I had been stressed out my box for months and now, looking back, I donno what the hell I was worrying about. I had a great time and loved every minute of it (well, apart from the five minutes before my speech). It was so great to have all my friends and family under one roof. A few noticeable absences due to various circumstances, but I still had a blast!

I’ve added some pics below to give you a wee feel for the event.

It’s been so bizarre. We also moved house a week before the wedding and, now that we are back from the honeymoon, we are trying to get used to our new life. Shuffling for our own ground. I like things tidy, Gemma likes things clean. I like to watch movies late, Gemma wont buy earplugs. I like books on display, Gemma wants them in a drawer. We’ll work out things as we go.

Speaking of books. I’ve not forgot about my book project. I read a couple of ‘non project’ books on my honeymoon, but I’ll be back onto it shortly.


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The Great Book Project 4 of 20 – The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Holy Smokes its been a tough couple of weeks! I got the keys to my house last week and have started the mammoth task of getting everything ready for when we move. This last week we have had a painter in who practically painted the whole house. Had the Sky man in today fitting the tv, phone and broadband and tomorrow and Wednesday got a guy coming to fit the laminate flooring and vinyl for the kitchen.

We’ll hopefully be set to start moving all our stuff in over the weekend as one of my buddies has sorted me out with a van! Can’t wait for it. We will probably be living out of boxes for the first month as we’ve just got so much on financially with our approaching wedding/honeymoon.

Because of all this madness going on I’ve not had a chance to read as much. Been reading on the train mostly, to and from work.

The Average Scottish Male

This book is the first on the list that was suggested to me in the comments on my first post about this project. It was Jen who recommended it. I have to say right now: Thank you Jen. I’ve not laughed so much in a long time. This book was hilarious.

To give you an idea of the book; it follows the thoughts of an unnamed twenty-something male from LA who has a high sex drive. The content of the book is absolutely absurd. When I first started reading it I was finding it really shocking. To the point where I was unsure if it was entertaining or not, but the more I turned the pages the more I wanted to laugh at the outrageousness.

The title ‘The Average American Male’ gives you the idea that this is an attempt to document just how we blokes think. In a way it does, but exaggerated times a hundred. That’s why its so funny.

Here is a video of Tom Green reading the first paragraph of the book:

Not much really happens in the book. It’s a basic little story about a guy dealing with the ladies, but I really enjoyed it.

I wouldn’t recommend this book to everyone due to the explicit content, but if you think you can deal with it and are up for a laugh, read it now!

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆

Here is my Readmore stats:

5.3 hours of reading over 13 days.
Started on June 1
Finished on June 13
19 reading sessions (17 min per session)